If I had a body like Bella Hadids,Id walk around butt naked every day.
Im serious, Id probably be fired on the first day of work because Id walk in with my tatas out.
HEY BOSS, SAY HELLO TO THE GIRLS! OH, THERES A DRESS CODE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
Luckily, I look like a man-eating troll so we dont have this problem. Crisis averted! Thank the lord!
But back to Bella Hadid. The girl is gorgeous. Im convinced shes half alien or some shit because how the hell else could her face be so perfect?
LOOK AT THAT FACE.
I cant go two days without my eyebrows growing into one. Im serious, I carry tweezers in my purse.
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME. Bella Hadid posed fora beautiful photo shootmodeling the seasons best haute couture looks for Ws October Royals issue.
In several of the pics she looks like a topless fairy princess. Hellz yeah, she ditched the bra and let her girls fly free.
Check out all the pics below.
There was check out my nippies in this sexy see-through top Bella.
There was bow down to me you peasants cause Im the Queen of Hearts Bella.
There was its middle school so I must be emo Bella.
There was grabbin mah goodies all day ery day Bella.
There was I got some new conditioner and my hair is LUSCIOUS Bella.
There was I look like a fluffy blue poodle but its hot Bella.
There was I look like a lampshade but its sexiiii Bella.
There was I look like a creepy paper doll but ITS KINKY Bella.
And last but not least, there was LEAVE ME ALONE IM WATCHING NETFLIX IN A WEDDING DRESS CAUSE IDGAF Bella.
My personal favorite.
Bella Hadid, thank you for blessing us withANOTHER gorgeous photo shoot. Now BRB, gonna go wax my eyebrows.
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